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Behind The Booth

Behind The Booth

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nearly every day I get a message asking for a new graph. There’s only so many niche graphs you can make. However, it’s a burden that I’m willing to take on.

introducing my highly researched and peer reviewed cooked to Summer vaca

you have to be unbelievable levels of chronically online to understand this set gang

happy pacha week to all those who celebrate may your promoter pull through with GL 🫡

local montauk dj paying for your $240 frankie’s bikini with your $12 iced latte today beautiful?

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is it technically the halfway point in the year?
no.
but 12 months / 2 = 6 or something like that
as usual please send all comments for revisions and or complaints to my unpaid intern
kimi if u see this can i get list for the monaco GP nw if not a

weather app keeps hitting me up babe idk what to tell u

i crossed the dj no cross zone duct tape square once and the stage manager took me out with a stage laser

please stay tuned for my upcoming memoir: “how to never pay for a vodka soda again”

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real ones know mdw starts tomorrow at a 11am party where you find your holiday weekendship
except new york we can’t have anything apparently

what a usb and some geometric tattoos does to a mf

you don’t know fear until you get a “why aren’t you at the table” text from a promoter at 1am

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are these too niche

girls only want one thing and it’s a dj with mini tats, avoidant attachment style and a bushwick mustache

the dj can’t come on stage unless there’s 30 signed models on stage and has his pre show mushroom meditation
hope you understand xx

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yall are lucky i’m not a male dj bc i would’ve been a absolute menace to society

taking a break from the clubs today to bring your attention to something important.
corporate slop bowls.
now i’m already in trouble with big nightlife why not take on big corporate slop?
it’s a heavy burden but i needed to bring awarene